just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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