Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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