Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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