And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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