I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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