did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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