i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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