just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Sober January is a disaster.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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