SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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