I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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