She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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