awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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