Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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