My nipple is on Facebook.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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