For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
