i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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