I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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