Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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