I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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