How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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