i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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He better not be in your backpack
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
His nipple licking is glorious
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