ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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