I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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