If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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