thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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