my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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