Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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