i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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