ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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