At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
