I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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