What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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