I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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