Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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