"it" just moved
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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