her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
