I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.