He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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