I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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