its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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