So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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