Me too!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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