this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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