hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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