I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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