so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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