somebody snuck up and got me drunk
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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