I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So many bounce houses so little time
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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