Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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