I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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