Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Do plants get herpes?
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