Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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