I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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