Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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