For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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