How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
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