look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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