sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
so that wasnt chicken after all
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
and she was petting her beer can
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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